Saturday, May 9, 2009

Hey! Look at what I did!

You can call me Mr. Crocker - the slightly less well known brother of Betty.

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Haven't tried them yet. They may end up tasting like feet but at least I tried! Big thanks to a certain cooking guru that I know for giving me the inside scoop on melting chocolate. Way easier than I thought it would be, but the melted chocolate seemed to start to clump after a little bit. Hard to coat the strawberries and keep the chocolate melting and stir all at the same time.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

And they question us?

After watching this you may want to join me in my amazement that Americans are the ones being blamed for having crap on TV...

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Enjoy them when they happen (long post, sorry)

I'm talking, of course, about those good moments, the ones you wish were happening while someone under the age of nine is screaming or crying or pouting or lying to you. In the past two days, I've had a good dose of the good and the bad, and I'm writing them here to remember them either when things get really good and I need to be taken down a few pegs, or when things turn really bad and I need to remember that yes, I still do love these children.

Start with yesterday. How amazing is it that moods and attitudes can shift in the space of 90 minutes. As I walked in the door yesterday, JAM was upstairs playing by himself (he likes to get a head start on being a reclusive teenager I guess) but Pudge and Red were both in the living room playing. As soon as I walked into the hallway, Red and Pudge both ran (literally ran) over to me and gave me the biggest and most happy hugs I've gotten in a long time. I thought it was my birthday. I felt so welcomed it was fantastic. What a welcome change from the typical situation where someone is crying/screaming about something when I walk in.

But with the good goes the bad right? Call it karma I guess (thank you Jason Lee), things can't ever seem to stay happy around here for long. From my fantastic welcome home greeting, we'll fast forward 90 minutes to after dinner and the end of play time and transition upstairs to bath and bed. The last few nights (weeks) have been a bit chaotic around here, and it was all our fault. As we're desperately trying to get some final things done to the house before Red's party this weekend we've been a bit preoccupied, using all available minutes to get stuff done. For instance, last night after dinner while Wifey was cleaning up the kitchen, I was caulking the new molding in the hallway and the kids were having a blast playing in the living room. Things got a bit out of control, as they are likely to do when no one is really keeping a lid on the excitement, so little miss Red was not in the frame of mind to stop playing when it was finally time to go upstairs. Fast forward again and Red is in bed without bath or book, screaming like a banshee for a solid 30 minutes. Add on top of that poor Pudge not wanting to go to sleep and us having to listen to him cry on and off for about another 90 minutes. Oh yes, good times.

As bad as last night was, tonight was absolutely a different world. Wifey's friend L joined us for dinner and then they stole off to do some shopping for home accessories. I had thought a lot about the issues of last night and figured that the chaotic post-dinner playtime had a lot to do with the difficult transitions we've suffered through these last few nights. So instead of ignoring them in order to get other things done, I kept a close lid on the kid's activities, keeping them to low-key stuff like Legos and books, and what do you know? Red was perfect for the end of play into bath transition. We had an absolutely amazing tub, smooth book time, and while I put Pudge to sleep and JAM took his shower, Red read in her bed. (that was a funny sentence to say out loud. :) ) Pudge actually went down without much of a fuss, I snuggled with Red for a bit then said good night and she went right off to sleep. JAM and I hung out downstairs for a while and the final following thing happened that really capped off quite a nice evening...

Jam and I were talking, and although I honestly can't remember exactly what the subject was it was something where I had to explain something to him. The end result was that after I told him whatever it was he asked how I knew. My standard response to that kind of question? Same as every quality father would say... "because Daddy knows everything." You know, that used to work too. What did I get for my trouble this time? A world-class teenager eye roll and an exasperated "whatever!"

So in true teacher fashion, I turn it into a teachable moment to work on making sure he never develops that absolute blind trust that got me into so much trouble. Seriously, I would believe everyone and everything growing up. Not sure why, I just never questioned much of anything, I just trusted people not to lie or take advantage of me. Yeah, not the greatest idea in retrospect. But to test his thinking, I asked him if there really were people who knew everything in the world. I was glad to hear him say no. There is a long way to go to make sure he knows when to call someone out if they're laying a line of BS at his feet, but it was a start. But, as I continued -

"There are some things that Daddy knows..."
"There are some things that Mommy knows..."
"There are some things that JAM knows..."
Without skipping a beat, you know what he says in the same tone and inflection I had used?
"There are some things that Mommy makes up..."
I promise, I didn't coach him at all. And after I stopped laughing, I told him he was a funny, funny kid. What made it so funny was the truth behind it. Yeah, I'm going to get kicked for this one, but I'll still share. :)

The "inventiveness" of a certain female parental unit around here is quite a well documented phenomena. When telling stories, which if you haven't noticed she is quite fond of, the literal truth sometimes takes a backseat for a certain level of embellishment. But, what truly great storyteller doesn't do that right? Only I found her one of the best shirts of all time a while back. No, I don't have a picture of this one like I do the other, but it really is a perfectly simple plain t-shirt that reads "I make stuff up". Yup, nothing like getting straight to the point. For once.


And last, as if anyone is really reading mess at this point, I realized I never got a picture up of the last shirt I got her... It was her birthday present last year and I never posted about it. I'm a bad blogger. But, here it is... I made it at Cafe Press and it was super easy to use their site. I created the logos in Fireworks and uploaded them and was done in like 10 minutes.

The shirt is there, with a close up of the logos. The quote isn't really a quote so much as a bastardization of a line from "Anchorman," and the logo on the back is her signature from her blog. Not too bad if I do say so myself. Even if I did mess it up on the first try and had to order a replacement with the correct quote on the front. Oh well. And the kicker? Cafe Press told us rather than send the bad one back to them, we should keep the messed up one too. She now has one good one and one messed up one to wear around the house. Funny stuff, but it went a long way to show me how great that company was, and I'll definitely use them again.

If you made it this far, you're either married to me or you have something seriously wrong with you. And you know who you are. Thanks though! :)


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Friday, May 1, 2009

Another pang of regret

Even though I made the move from education to a slightly more corporate culture, I still like to keep in touch with what is going on in both education and ed-tech circles. In addition to the normal news reporting and the Washington Post articles I read, there are a few blogs I keep up on in order to do that. One of them is David Warlick's blog, 2¢ worth. As I was reading his post from yesterday I got to thinking about my start at UMCP, my years teaching, my years working with and training both preservice and in service teachers, my masters work in instructional technology, and how much I really do miss using those skills.

I commented to his post that I was still so sad that UMCP had not made the jump into the 1990's and still only offered a single technology course for their undergrads. How sad. But, as I was thinking more and more about the topic, instructional technology, it brought back all those feelings like I had jumped ship. I still hope to go back one day, to find a new leadership position in a district somewhere (most likely not PGCPS where I was - I still hear more and more horror stories out of there). Although I am so happy where I am I still can't help but feel a little pang every now and then that I'm forsaking my calling a little bit.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My little place online

Every once in a while, not too often, I go and check the StatCounter user stats for my little space here. It's really funny to see the strange ways people find their way here. I know there are a few folks out there that harbor strange masochistic tendencies and read my posts on purpose, and some of you even comment once in a while - not that I'm a comment whore mind you. I like hearing what ya'll have to say and all, but I've tried to maintain that this space is for me and my goal to record life as it happens so one day I'll have something to look back on and chuckle.

Today I took a look at my StatCounter account and two things jumped out at me that I thought I'd spend a second recording what I found. First, it's important to note that I don't get a whole lot of traffic. Now, for those of you who might not understand the mentality of some of the more hardcore bloggers, the amount of traffic a blog gets is almost as important as the number of comments left. For me, I'm surprised that even Wifey cares what I have to say so if I ever get more than one hit a day I'm feeling way ahead of the game. Typically, I'll get 10 to 20 unique looks a day, and I'm sure some of those are search engine bots or mistakes or wrong turns. [See the second piece of this post for a very funny example of that.] So, when I checked today, and saw the following, I was... shocked is too lame a word. But, I'm no linguist so I'll just leave it at that. Check this out...



Do you see last Wednesday? I think a WTF is in order. Why the hell would 77 different people want to come see what I was doing on some random Wednesday? Then, Wifey helped me remember what last Wednesday way. Yup, a little incident I like to call, "Bad Chicken Day." Post 1, and post 2 described my want, then disappointment, with a certain chicken joint down the street. Now that's funny. People went online looking for info on that event and they ended up at my blog. I wonder if I set any records with how fast most of them hit the back button once they realized where the heck they found themselves. Too funny. But hey, thanks for making it seem like I had something interesting to say for once!

Story #2 is really kind of funny, and I thank Wifey for pointing it out to me. StatCounter not only tells you how many folks show up to your space, it also records where they come from. [This is particularly handy for seeing if certain people who should have no business coming around still do.] And, if they used a search engine it will tell you what they searched for. So here, check this out. Try to see if you can find what Wifey and I found so funny about the search that took place when this person found their way to my blog...



Did you catch it? It had something to do with the combination of where the search originated and what they were searching for.

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So, for those of you too lazy to play along, here is where they were searching from -


And this is what they were searching for



That's right folks - someone from the extremely fundamentalist state of Iran was checking out images on the web of Hef's former girl toys...


Now that is funny stuff. At least to me. And that is all that matters.

Hope you're finding humor wherever you can-


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I want...

...to build this -



Found it in a Lowe's Creative Ideas magazine I get, really easy to build, but pretty expensive (~$800). Oh, and you need a yard too. Well, it will stay in the want column for the time being then. But, I'd be happy to help any of you build it if you'll promise to invite us over for the first batch of smores!

Full article at Campfire Stories.


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Monday, April 27, 2009

The weekend #3

I can't believe we had enough that went on this weekend to make enough for three posts. And to be honest, there doesn't seem to be an end in sight, what with so much left to do on the house and Red's third birthday coming up in two weeks with a bunch of people coming over for a shindig. Last post, I promise. But, as always, this space is for me right? So I'll just post what ever the heck I please thank you very much! :) Not like the three of you who bother to read this have lasted this long anyway.


For the past two years, things have been a bit hectic around here during the spring. In the spring of 2007 and 2008 I was going through a job search, the second time without a job to fall back on, so the flower planting usually got bumped in favor of something else. Like I said though, I made it a point to get the flowers in the ground before June this year and I'm glad I did.

| - Wifey and Red did a great job getting the baskets and pots looking fantastic while I was busy cutting the molding.

- The clematis I planted last year are coming back with a vengeance!

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If you're from around these parts hopefully you were able to enjoy the weather as much as we did. I was so sad a week ago, as it was cold and pouring outside, when I was looking through pictures from a year ago and saw JAM and his friends outside on a day so warm that they were playing in the sprinkler. The weather definitely took a turn for the better as once again JAM was able to hook up the hose and run around with his friend from next door.

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Finally, I've got to post these. No, they weren't from this weekend, but again - this is my space - my rules. Check out my little future high-maintenance baby girl - all blinged out. Should that be blung? Anyhow, she's having so much fun in these pics, I just had to share.

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